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a life lived without cats is a life not lived - Every cat owner

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maarchen:

this has been done at least 1282981 times already

· dork · snk · jeanmarco ·

simsgonewrong:

Alice, I know I gave you the cheerful trait but you are too optimistic for your own good. There is a floating mop impaling your leg.

kingoftheniall:

Mariah Carey and 50 Cent are officially tied for worst first pitch in history

australiansanta:

anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right

thatfangirlsavvy:

GUYS A WHITE RHINO DIED FRIDAY. THERE ARE NOW ONLY 6 RHINOS ON EARTH. THE ONE THAT DIED WAS ONE OF THE 2 MALES. ONLY 1 MALE RHINO IS ALIVE. ONLY 6 RHINOS ALL TOGETHER ARE ALIVE. THE FACT THAT MY CHILDREN COULD GROW UP IN A WORLD WHERE WHITE RHINOS ARE EXTINCT IS TERRIFYING. 

pottysmovingcastle:

mr-epicpantz:

I don’t care what you believe in, this is a great man.

HE DEMOTED A FRIGGIN CARDINAL FOR HIS ANTI-GAY COMMENTS. HE ROCKS.

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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· knk ·

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

burghers:

seeing your reflection in the computer screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned

mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

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flowerkrown:

tiny dogs wearing socks

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