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I'd rather not get addicted to anything other than pizza, chocolate, ice-cream, cats or the internet. But, ya know, shit happens.

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❝ it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca ❞

- my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

"People that download music illegally might be arrested."

blaineyandcooper:

aubrey-graham:

“What are you in here for then?”

“Fraud. You?”

“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”

“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”

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ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

meatbicyclevevo:

why do I get invited to kids parties

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

the-agreeable-snowman:

It makes me happy knowing that someone had to animate that. 

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